Birthday Cards
I Licked My Bum Before I Licked The Envelope Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range.Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish and feel.Comes with a recycled...
I'll Scratch Your Entire Fucking House Up Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the #nakedcards...
Just Save Me The Box Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny birthday card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the...
Knocking It On The Floor Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the #nakedcards...
Licking My Bum Birthday Card From The Cat
£0.50 £2.95
A funny birthday card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the...
Present In The Litter Tray Birthday Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range.Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish and feel. Card and...
So Fuck You Birthday Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the #nakedcards...
Sorry For Ruining Everything You Own Birthday Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny birthday card from the cat, for cats or humans. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the #nakedcards pledge to cut out plastic...
Touch My Belly And You Die Birthday Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny birthday card from the cat, for cats or humans. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the #nakedcards pledge to cut out plastic...
You're A Crazy Cat Lady But You're My Crazy Cat Lady Card
£2.95
A funny card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the #nakedcards...
90 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone celebrating their 90th birthday. The wording says: 90 Years Old You must be sick of birthday cake by now. Part of our Mixed Messages...
80 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone celebrating their 80th birthday. The wording says: 80 Years Old That's a heck of a lot of candles. Part of our Mixed Messages range....
70 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone celebrating their 70th birthday. The wording says: 70 Years Old Your birthday cake is officially a fire hazard. Part of our Mixed Messages range....
60 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone turning 60. The wording says: 60 Years Old But if anyone asks, we'll say 45, ok? Part of our Mixed Messages range. Card is...
50 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone turning 50. A whole half-century! The wording says: 50 Years Old But if anyone asks, we'll say 35, OK? Part of our Mixed Messages range....
40 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone turning 40 (it's ok, we won't tell anyone). The wording says: 40 Years Old It's probably time to start lying about your age. Part...
30 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone celebrating their 30th birthday who also happens to be a serial killer of houseplants. The wording says: 30 Years Old And you still can't keep...
21 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone turning 21. The wording says: 21 Years Old This is a card. It's what we did before Instagram. Part of our Mixed Messages range. Card...
18 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone turning 18. The wording says: 18 Years Old It's finally your turn to get the drinks in. Part of our Mixed Messages range. Card is...
16 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for a 16 year old phone addict (so, every 16 year old). The wording says: 16 Years Old Thanks For Looking Up From Your Phone To Read...
100 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone celebrating their century. The wording says: 100 Years Old That equals 876,582 episodes of Antiques Roadshow. Part of our Mixed Messages range. Card is...
Many Happy Returns... Whatever The Heck That Means card
£2.95
You have to admit it, no-one really knows why we say Many Happy Returns. But we do it anyway. A stylish dark grey birthday card with a hand-foiled finish. Part of our hand-pressed...
40th Birthday Dress Rehearsal card
£2.95
A unisex 40th birthday card with a gold foiled finish for a touch of bling. A great card for any friend, colleague or partner who is hitting the big four-oh....
30th Birthday Pre-drinks card
£2.95
Turning 30 might seem scary when you're in your late twenties, but it is just the best decade we've experienced (so far). Spread that message with this pretty gold foiled...
Nailing This Getting Older Shit Birthday Card
£2.95
You have to admit it, your friend is totally nailing this getting older shit. A stylish unisex blue birthday card with a hand-foiled finish. Part of our hand-pressed gold-foiled Scripted range -...
Happy Freaking Birthday card
£2.95
An elegant green unisex birthday card with a hand-foiled finish. Part of our hand-pressed gold-foiled Scripted range - all pressed by us in our Rutland studio. The wording is 'Happy Freaking...
50 and Still Totalling Rocking It card
£2.95
A stylish 50th birthday card for a stylish friend. This elegant grey card, with a hand-pressed gold foil finish, is perfect for your friend who is 50 and fabulous. Part...
I Done A Drawing of You Card
£2.95
A funny card for a human, from the dog.Suitable as a birthday card, good luck card or just a card to say hello (or woof).The card says Have A Nice...
Choose Your Gift Birthday Card From The Dog
£2.95
A funny birthday card for a human, from the dog.We've been making cards for a few years now and finally allowed our cavachon, Dog (yes, that's his name) to design...
Dog For Happy Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for a human, from the dog.We've been making cards for a few years now and finally allowed our cavachon, Dog (yes, that's his name) to design...
In Dog Years You Am A Zillion Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card from the dog, for dogs or humans.The card says In Dog Years You Am A Zillion, in Dog's own paw-writing.We've been making cards for a few...
I Got You A Present But I Ate It Dog Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card from the dog, for dogs or humans.The card says Happy Birthday! I Got You A Present But I Ate It, in Dog's own paw-writing.We've been making...
A Joke For Dogs Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card from the dog, for dogs or humans.The card features a joke that dogs will find hilarious, in Dog's own paw-writing.We've been making cards for a few...
I will squeeze a present out later Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card from the dog, for dogs or humans.We've been making cards for a few years now and finally allowed our cavachon, Dog (yes, that's his name) to...
I Am Going To Eat This Card Dog Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny card from the dog, for dogs or humans.We've been making cards for a few years now and finally allowed our cavachon, Dog (yes, that's his name) to design...
Have A Wheely Awesome Birthday Card
£2.95
A birthday card for anyone who loves rollerskating. And wheely bad puns. A nostalgic reminder of childhood scraped knees and multicoloured leg warmers. Part of our retro 90s Kid range. Printed...
Hope Your Birthday is Ace Card
£2.95
A birthday card for anyone who loves tennis. And tennis puns. Part of our retro 90s Kid range. Printed on 122mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish...
Have A Plantastic Birthday Card
£2.95
A birthday card for anyone who loves houseplants. And puns. Part of our retro 90s Kid range. Printed on 122mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish and...
Happy Birthday Sunshine Card
£2.95
A retro birthday card featuring a very British scene - white plastic patio furniture - the very epitome of summertime celebrations. Part of our retro 90s Kid range. Printed on...
1Up Gameboy Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card featuring an illustrated Gameboy with a 1Up on the screen. Ideal for anyone who spent their childhood obsessing over Tetris and Super Mario Bros. Part of our retro...
Happy Birthday From All Your Friends Card
£2.95
A pink birthday card featuring illustrations of houseplants, cacti and succulents. A perfect birthday card for anyone who has a cactus obsession or who probably has more houseplants than friends...
Happy Birthday Chica Card
£2.95
A vintage style birthday card for a woman featuring illustrations of tacos and soft drinks cups. A great night out, basically. Part of our retro 90s Kid range. Printed on...
Happy Birthday You Total Legend Card
£2.95
A legendary card for a legendary human. A great birthday card for your friend, boyfriend, husband, dad or brother. This cool birthday card has a burgundy background with a stylish terrazzo print, complete...
Happy Birthday Mum Card
£2.95
A beautiful birthday card for your beautiful mum. This elegant birthday for mum card has a pale soft lilac background with a stylish terrazzo print, complete with gold flecks. Part of our hand-pressed gold-foiled...
Happy Birthday Lovely Card
£2.95
A lovely birthday card for a lovely human. This elegant birthday card has a dark forest green background with a stylish terrazzo print, complete with gold flecks. Part of our hand-pressed gold-foiled Terrazzo range - all pressed...
Happy Birthday Fancy Face Card
£2.95
A pretty birthday card for a pretty lady (or man). This elegant birthday card has a nude background with a stylish terrazzo print, complete with gold flecks. Part of our hand-pressed gold-foiled Terrazzo range - all pressed...
Happy Birthday Dad Card
£2.95
A stylish birthday card for a stylish man. This elegant dad birthday card has a mellow dark aqua background with a stylish terrazzo print, complete with gold flecks. Part of our hand-pressed gold-foiled Terrazzo range...
Happiest Of Happy Birthdays Card
£2.95
A stylish birthday card with a cute message. This bright and colourful birthday card has a vibrant yellow background with a stylish terrazzo print, complete with gold flecks. Part of our hand-pressed gold-foiled Terrazzo...