millennial (retail)
Because Alexa Said So, That's Why Card
£2.95
A versatile and funny 'Millennial Wisdom' card that's perfect for Mother's Day! Perfect for anyone whose mum's response to any question was "because I said so". Printed on G . F...
I Am Not Your Personal Uber Driver Card
£2.95
An update on the old parental moan. Printed on G . F Smith's beautiful 270gsm Colorplan board Proverbs, advice and parental complaints update for the 2020s. Perfect for any occasion. Card is...
No Pudding Until You Finish Your Quinoa Card
£2.95
A funny update on a mum and dad favourite: "There'll be no pudding until you finish your dinner!" But, this being the age of millennials, we've made it all about...
A Watched Status Update Never Gets Liked Card
£2.95
An updated take on the old saying 'a watched pot never boils' - a watched status update never gets liked. A perfect funny card for social media addicts. Printed on G...
Don't Cry Over Spilt Oat Milk Card
£2.95
A versatile and funny 'Millennial Wisdom' card - ideal for vegans or lovers of oat milk. An updated take on the popular phrase 'don't cry over spilt milk' - for...
Don't Count Your Avos Before They're Smashed Card
£2.95
A funny card for the millennial generation - great as a birthday card for an avocado lover. Don't count your avos before they're smashed - wise words for anyone who...
Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Snapchat Filter Card
£2.95
A versatile and funny 'Millennial Wisdom' card perfect for Snapchat addicted teenagers We've updated a range of popular sayings for the 2020s. It's true, beauty is in the eye of...
Bitcoins Don't Grow On Trees Card
£0.50 £2.95
A versatile and funny 'Millennial Wisdom' card - perfect for anyone with a techy enthusiasm. Funny geek humour. Parents often complain "Money doesn't grow on trees" - but these days,...
Never Judge A Kindle By Its Cover Card
£2.95
They used to say 'never judge a book by its cover', but we think that needs updating for the 2020s. A great card for any Kindle fan or book lover....
You Treat This Place Like An Airbnb Card
£0.50 £2.95
As part of our Millennial Wisdom range, we've updated the age-old parental complaint to "You treat this place like an Airbnb". Ideal as a birthday card or new home card...
Were You Born In A Barn Conversion Card
£0.50 £2.95
A funny card for anyone who, upon leaving a door open, would hear the question: "Were you born in a barn?" An updated card for anyone who has been, or...
The Best Things In Life Are Gluten-Free Card
£2.95
They say the best things in life are free, but for some people, the best things in life are gluten-free. Printed on G . F Smith's beautiful 270gsm Colorplan board Proverbs,...
Good Tidings We Bring to Kanye and Kim Christmas Card
£2.95
Isn't it time we brought some of those old Christmas songs up to date? Our Millennial Christmas cards feature swanky holographic foiled lettering. This one features everyone's (not everyone's) favourite...
It's The Most Wonderful Time For Craft Beer Christmas Card
£2.95
Isn't it time we brought some of those old Christmas songs up to date? Our Millennial Christmas cards feature swanky holographic foiled lettering. A perfect Christmas card for a craft...
Tacos Toasting On An Open Fire Christmas Card
£2.95
Isn't it time we brought some of those old Christmas songs up to date? Our Millennial Christmas cards feature swanky holographic foiled lettering. Yes, we've really mangled those lyrics to...
O Come All Ye Filters Christmas Card
£2.95
Isn't it time we brought some of those old Christmas songs up to date? Our Millennial Christmas cards feature swanky holographic foiled lettering. This one's for Snapchat and Instagram addicts....
O Come Let Us Adore Gin Holographic Foil Christmas Card
£2.95
Isn't it time we brought some of those old Christmas songs up to date? Our Millennial Christmas cards feature swanky holographic foiled lettering. This one's for Snapchat and Instagram addicts....
Quark The Herald Angels Sing Christmas Card
£2.95
Isn't it time we brought some of those old Christmas songs up to date? Our Millennial Christmas cards feature swanky holographic foiled lettering. Card is blank inside for your own...
TikTok Merrily On High Christmas Card
£0.50 £2.95
Isn't it time we brought some of those old Christmas songs up to date? Our Millennial Christmas cards feature swanky holographic foiled lettering. This is one for all the TikTok...
While Shepherds Watched Netflix By Night Christmas Card
£2.95
Isn't it time we brought some of those old Christmas songs up to date? Our Millennial Christmas cards feature swanky holographic foiled lettering. This is one for all the Netflix addicts....