Birthday Cards
A Watched Status Update Never Gets Liked Card
£2.95
An updated take on the old saying 'a watched pot never boils' - a watched status update never gets liked. A perfect funny card for social media addicts. Printed on G...
Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Snapchat Filter Card
£2.95
A versatile and funny 'Millennial Wisdom' card perfect for Snapchat addicted teenagers We've updated a range of popular sayings for the 2020s. It's true, beauty is in the eye of...
Because Alexa Said So, That's Why Card
£2.95
A versatile and funny 'Millennial Wisdom' card that's perfect for Mother's Day! Perfect for anyone whose mum's response to any question was "because I said so". Printed on G . F...
Bitcoins Don't Grow On Trees Card
£2.95
A versatile and funny 'Millennial Wisdom' card - perfect for anyone with a techy enthusiasm. Funny geek humour. Parents often complain "Money doesn't grow on trees" - but these days,...
Don't Count Your Avos Before They're Smashed Card
£2.95
A funny card for the millennial generation - great as a birthday card for an avocado lover. Don't count your avos before they're smashed - wise words for anyone who...
Don't Cry Over Spilt Oat Milk Card
£2.95
A versatile and funny 'Millennial Wisdom' card - ideal for vegans or lovers of oat milk. An updated take on the popular phrase 'don't cry over spilt milk' - for...
I Am Not Your Personal Uber Driver Card
£2.95
An update on the old parental moan. Printed on G . F Smith's beautiful 270gsm Colorplan board Proverbs, advice and parental complaints update for the 2020s. Perfect for any occasion. Card is...
Never Judge A Kindle By Its Cover Card
£2.95
They used to say 'never judge a book by its cover', but we think that needs updating for the 2020s. A great card for any Kindle fan or book lover....
No Pudding Until You Finish Your Quinoa Card
£2.95
A funny update on a mum and dad favourite: "There'll be no pudding until you finish your dinner!" But, this being the age of millennials, we've made it all about...
The Best Things In Life Are Gluten-Free Card
£2.95
They say the best things in life are free, but for some people, the best things in life are gluten-free. Printed on G . F Smith's beautiful 270gsm Colorplan board Proverbs,...
Were You Born In A Barn Conversion Card
£2.95
A funny card for anyone who, upon leaving a door open, would hear the question: "Were you born in a barn?" An updated card for anyone who has been, or...
You Treat This Place Like An Airbnb Card
£2.95
As part of our Millennial Wisdom range, we've updated the age-old parental complaint to "You treat this place like an Airbnb". Ideal as a birthday card or new home card...
I Hope You Like Dead Mice Card From The Cat
£2.75
A funny card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range.Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish and feel.Comes with a recycled...
I Licked My Bum Before I Licked The Envelope Card From The Cat
£2.75
A funny card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range.Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish and feel.Comes with a recycled...
I'll Scratch Your Entire Fucking House Up Card From The Cat
£2.75
A funny card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range.Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish and feel.Comes with a recycled...
Just Save Me The Box Card From The Cat
£2.75
A funny birthday card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range.Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish and feel.Comes with...
Knocking It On The Floor Card From The Cat
£2.75
A funny card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range.Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish and feel.Comes with a recycled...
Licking My Bum Birthday Card From The Cat
£2.75
A funny birthday card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range.Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish and feel.Comes with...
Present In The Litter Tray Birthday Card From The Cat
£2.75
A funny card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range.Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish and feel.Comes with a recycled...
So Fuck You Birthday Card From The Cat
£2.75
A funny card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range.Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish and feel.Comes with a recycled...
Sorry For Ruining Everything You Own Birthday Card From The Cat
£2.75
A funny birthday card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range.Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish and feel.Comes...
Touch My Belly And You Die Birthday Card From The Cat
£2.75
A funny birthday card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range.Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish and feel.Comes with...
You're A Crazy Cat Lady But You're My Crazy Cat Lady Card
£2.75
A funny card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range.Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish and feel.Comes with a recycled...
90 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.75
A funny birthday card for anyone celebrating their 90th birthday. The wording says: 90 Years Old You must be sick of birthday cake by now. Part of our Mixed Messages...
80 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.75
A funny birthday card for anyone celebrating their 80th birthday. The wording says: 80 Years Old That's a heck of a lot of candles. Part of our Mixed Messages range....
70 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.75
A funny birthday card for anyone celebrating their 70th birthday. The wording says: 70 Years Old Your birthday cake is officially a fire hazard. Part of our Mixed Messages range....
60 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.75
A funny birthday card for anyone turning 60. The wording says: 60 Years Old But if anyone asks, we'll say 45, ok? Part of our Mixed Messages range. Card is...
50 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.75
A funny birthday card for anyone turning 50. A whole half century! The wording says: 50 Years Old But if anyone asks, we'll say 35, OK? Part of our Mixed Messages...
40 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.75
A funny birthday card for anyone turning 40 (it's ok, we won't tell anyone). The wording says: 40 Years Old It's probably time to start lying about your age. Part...
30 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.75
A funny birthday card for anyone celebrating their 30th birthday who also happens to be a serial killer of houseplants. The wording says: 30 Years Old And you still can't keep...
21 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.75
A funny birthday card for anyone turning 21. The wording says: 21 Years Old This is a card. It's what we did before Instagram. Part of our Mixed Messages range. Card...
18 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.75
A funny birthday card for anyone turning 18. The wording says: 18 Years Old It's finally your turn to get the drinks in. Part of our Mixed Messages range. Card is...
16 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.75
A funny birthday card for a 16 year old phone addict (so, every 16 year old). The wording says: 16 Years Old Thanks For Looking Up From Your Phone To Read...
100 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.75
A funny birthday card for anyone celebrating their century. The wording says: 100 Years Old That equals 876,582 episodes of Antiques Roadshow. Part of our Mixed Messages range. Card is...
Many Happy Returns... Whatever The Heck That Means card
£2.95
You have to admit it, no-one really knows why we say Many Happy Returns. But we do it anyway. A stylish dark grey birthday card with a hand-foiled finish. Part of our hand-pressed...
40th Birthday dress rehearsal card
£2.95
A unisex 40th birthday card with a gold foiled finish for a touch of bling. A great card for any friend, colleague or partner who is hitting the big four-oh....
30th Birthday Pre-drinks card
£2.95
Turning 30 might seem scary when you're in your late twenties, but it is just the best decade we've experienced (so far). Spread that message with this pretty gold foiled...
Nailing This Getting Older Shit birthday card
£2.95
You have to admit it, your friend is totally nailing this getting older shit. A stylish unisex blue birthday card with a hand-foiled finish. Part of our hand-pressed gold-foiled Scripted range -...
Happy Freaking Birthday card
£2.95
An elegant green unisex birthday card with a hand-foiled finish. Part of our hand-pressed gold-foiled Scripted range - all pressed by us in our Rutland studio. The wording is 'Happy...
To My Beautiful Mum Happy Birthday card
£2.95
A beautiful card for your beautiful mum. A bright sunshine yellow card, with a hand-pressed gold foil finish. Part of our hand-pressed gold-foiled Scripted range - all pressed by us in...
60 and Still Got It card
£2.95
An elegant 60th birthday card for a friend who still turns heads. This elegant pink card, with a hand-pressed gold foil finish is a perfect for for your friend who is...
50 and Still Totalling Rocking It card
£2.95
A stylish 50th birthday card for a stylish friend. This elegant grey card, with a hand-pressed gold foil finish is a perfect for for your friend who is 50 and...
I Done A Drawing of You Card
£2.95
A funny card for a human, from the dog.Suitable as a birthday card, good luck card or just a card to say hello (or woof).The card says Have A Nice...
Choose Your Gift Birthday Card From The Dog
£2.95
A funny birthday card for a human, from the dog.We've been making cards for a few years now and finally allowed our cavachon, Dog (yes, that's his name) to design...
Dog For Happy Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for a human, from the dog.We've been making cards for a few years now and finally allowed our cavachon, Dog (yes, that's his name) to design...
In Dog Years You Am A Zillion Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card from the dog, for dogs or humans.The card says In Dog Years You Am A Zillion, in Dog's own paw-writing.We've been making cards for a few...
I Got You A Present But I Ate It Dog Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card from the dog, for dogs or humans.The card says Happy Birthday! I Got You A Present But I Ate It, in Dog's own paw-writing.We've been making...
A Joke For Dogs Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card from the dog, for dogs or humans.The card features a joke that dogs will find hilarious, in Dog's own paw-writing.We've been making cards for a few...
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