Birthday Cards
Old Enough To Know Bitter Card
£2.95
Hand-pressed with neon foil. Part of our Neonfetti range - all pressed by us in our Rutland studio in the UK. Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a...
Another Unremarkable Year Of Existence Card
£2.95
Hand-pressed with neon foil. Part of our Neonfetti range - all pressed by us in our Rutland studio in the UK. Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a...
Happy Umpteenth Birthday Card
£2.95
Hand-pressed with bright neon pink foil. Part of our Neonfetti range - all hand-pressed by us in our Rutland studio. Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality...
Holy Shit, I Remembered Your Birthday Card
£2.95
Hand-pressed with bright neon pink foil. Part of our Neonfetti range - all hand-pressed by us in our Rutland studio. Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality...
Let's Get Drunk Card
£2.95
Hand-pressed with bright neon pink foil. Part of our Neonfetti range - all pressed by us in our Rutland studio. Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality...
With Age Comes Wisdom. Well, Usually - Birthday Card
£2.95
Hand-pressed with neon foil. Part of our Neonfetti range - all pressed by us in our Rutland studio. Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish and...
Your Postie Is A Thief Birthday Card
£2.95
Hand-pressed with neon foil. Part of our Neonfetti range - all pressed by us in our Rutland studio in the UK. Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a...
A Watched Status Update Never Gets Liked Card
£2.95
An updated take on the old saying 'a watched pot never boils' - a watched status update never gets liked. A perfect funny card for social media addicts. Printed on G...
Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Snapchat Filter Card
£2.95
A versatile and funny 'Millennial Wisdom' card perfect for Snapchat addicted teenagers We've updated a range of popular sayings for the 2020s. It's true, beauty is in the eye of...
Because Alexa Said So, That's Why Card
£2.95
A versatile and funny 'Millennial Wisdom' card that's perfect for Mother's Day! Perfect for anyone whose mum's response to any question was "because I said so". Printed on G . F...
Bitcoins Don't Grow On Trees Card
£2.95
A versatile and funny 'Millennial Wisdom' card - perfect for anyone with a techy enthusiasm. Funny geek humour. Parents often complain "Money doesn't grow on trees" - but these days,...
Don't Count Your Avos Before They're Smashed Card
£2.95
A funny card for the millennial generation - great as a birthday card for an avocado lover. Don't count your avos before they're smashed - wise words for anyone who...
Don't Cry Over Spilt Oat Milk Card
£2.95
A versatile and funny 'Millennial Wisdom' card - ideal for vegans or lovers of oat milk. An updated take on the popular phrase 'don't cry over spilt milk' - for...
I Am Not Your Personal Uber Driver Card
£2.95
An update on the old parental moan. Printed on G . F Smith's beautiful 270gsm Colorplan board Proverbs, advice and parental complaints update for the 2020s. Perfect for any occasion. Card is...
Never Judge A Kindle By Its Cover Card
£2.95
They used to say 'never judge a book by its cover', but we think that needs updating for the 2020s. A great card for any Kindle fan or book lover....
No Pudding Until You Finish Your Quinoa Card
£2.95
A funny update on a mum and dad favourite: "There'll be no pudding until you finish your dinner!" But, this being the age of millennials, we've made it all about...
The Best Things In Life Are Gluten-Free Card
£2.95
They say the best things in life are free, but for some people, the best things in life are gluten-free. Printed on G . F Smith's beautiful 270gsm Colorplan board Proverbs,...
Were You Born In A Barn Conversion Card
£2.95
A funny card for anyone who, upon leaving a door open, would hear the question: "Were you born in a barn?" An updated card for anyone who has been, or...
You Treat This Place Like An Airbnb Card
£2.95
As part of our Millennial Wisdom range, we've updated the age-old parental complaint to "You treat this place like an Airbnb". Ideal as a birthday card or new home card...
I Hope You Like Dead Mice Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range.Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish and feel.Comes with a recycled...
I Licked My Bum Before I Licked The Envelope Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range.Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish and feel.Comes with a recycled...
I'll Scratch Your Entire Fucking House Up Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range.Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish and feel.Comes with a recycled...
Just Save Me The Box Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny birthday card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range.Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish and feel.Comes with...
Knocking It On The Floor Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range.Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish and feel.Comes with a recycled...
Licking My Bum Birthday Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny birthday card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range.Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish and feel.Comes with...
Present In The Litter Tray Birthday Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range.Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish and feel.Comes with a recycled...
So Fuck You Birthday Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range.Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish and feel.Comes with a recycled...
Sorry For Ruining Everything You Own Birthday Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny birthday card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range.Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish and feel.Comes...
Touch My Belly And You Die Birthday Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny birthday card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range.Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish and feel.Comes with...
You're A Crazy Cat Lady But You're My Crazy Cat Lady Card
£2.95
A funny card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range.Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish and feel.Comes with a recycled...
90 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone celebrating their 90th birthday. The wording says: 90 Years Old You must be sick of birthday cake by now. Part of our Mixed Messages...
80 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone celebrating their 80th birthday. The wording says: 80 Years Old That's a heck of a lot of candles. Part of our Mixed Messages range....
70 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone celebrating their 70th birthday. The wording says: 70 Years Old Your birthday cake is officially a fire hazard. Part of our Mixed Messages range....
60 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone turning 60. The wording says: 60 Years Old But if anyone asks, we'll say 45, ok? Part of our Mixed Messages range. Card is...
50 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone turning 50. A whole half century! The wording says: 50 Years Old But if anyone asks, we'll say 35, OK? Part of our Mixed Messages...
40 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone turning 40 (it's ok, we won't tell anyone). The wording says: 40 Years Old It's probably time to start lying about your age. Part...
30 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone celebrating their 30th birthday who also happens to be a serial killer of houseplants. The wording says: 30 Years Old And you still can't keep...
21 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone turning 21. The wording says: 21 Years Old This is a card. It's what we did before Instagram. Part of our Mixed Messages range. Card...
18 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone turning 18. The wording says: 18 Years Old It's finally your turn to get the drinks in. Part of our Mixed Messages range. Card is...
16 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for a 16 year old phone addict (so, every 16 year old). The wording says: 16 Years Old Thanks For Looking Up From Your Phone To Read...
100 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone celebrating their century. The wording says: 100 Years Old That equals 876,582 episodes of Antiques Roadshow. Part of our Mixed Messages range. Card is...
Many Happy Returns... Whatever The Heck That Means card
£2.95
You have to admit it, no-one really knows why we say Many Happy Returns. But we do it anyway. A stylish dark grey birthday card with a hand-foiled finish. Part of our hand-pressed...
40th Birthday dress rehearsal card
£2.95
A unisex 40th birthday card with a gold foiled finish for a touch of bling. A great card for any friend, colleague or partner who is hitting the big four-oh....
