The Sweary Collection
It'll Be Shitter Here Without You Leaving Card
$4.00
We spend more time with our work colleagues than we do with our friends. So when a good one leaves, it's pretty crappy.Honesty is the best policy (unless your friend...
You'll Still Be Awesome Sympathy Card
$4.00
A heartfelt and honest card for a friend or relative going through a tough time - a sympathy card for real people with real relationships. When bad stuff happens to...
Shit, Shower, Shave Washbag
$20.00
A washbag or travel bag for the sophisticated gentleman. A navy blue 100% brushed cotton canvas washbag, with white motif. A perfect Christmas gift for your husband, boyfriend, brother or...
Sorry About My Resting Bitch Face Mug
$13.00
Some people just have Resting Bitch Face - they can't help it. This Resting Bitch Face mug helps to raise awareness of a very real condition. This mug is made...
You're So Hot Card
$2.00 $4.00
Funny Valentine's Card (with a bit of sweary fun). Why do they insist on turning up the heating so much? Just put a jumper on and stop using up all...
Tea Bitch Mug
$13.00
Inspirational mug featuring the words 'Tea Bitch' on a cool abstract geometric pattern background.This mug is made of white ceramic which is dishwasher and microwave safe.Your mug will be wrapped...
Ladylike Motherfucker Mug
$13.00
This outrageously rude mug is fucking sweartastic. A great gift for all the ladylike motherfuckers out there. As featured on Buzzfeed (and copied by unscrupulous bastards). Your mug will be wrapped...
It's Motherfucking Bedtime Eye Mask
$12.00
Get some motherfucking shut-eye with this sweary sleep mask. Celebrate your love for sleep with this funny eye mask. It's perfect as a funny gift for a friend, ideal as...
Motherfucking Party Time Card
$4.00
*Sorry for swearing, mum, we know you don't like it* Ok, so it isn't just the design of this card that is colourful, the language used is also right up...
We'll Really Miss You Leaving Card
$4.00
90s-inspired sorry you're leaving card. Tell them how you feel (in a sweary or slightly less sweary way). Sometimes, only a swear can fully express how strongly you feel. That's...
Sorry For Being A Dick Card
$4.00
We're all guilty of it sometimes. And it's never easy to say sorry. This card seems to cover it pretty well though.Alternatively, if your name is Richard and you've upset...
Resting Bitch Face Coaster
$5.00
If you suffer from resting Bitch Face, use this coaster on your desktop or coffee table to raise awareness of your condition. The coaster measures 8.7cm x 8.7cm and has...
Oh Shit Card
$4.00
A funny card that is suitable for so many occasions. Forgot your bestie's birthday? Oh shit. In the doghouse from that missed anniversary? Oh shit. Gutted your favourite work colleague...
#birthdaybitch Funny Birthday Card
$4.00
A cool birthday card for the #birthdaybitch in your life. Bitches are great. As Tina Fey once said: 'Bitches get shit done'. An ideal card for the confident, empowered woman -...
Making Shit Happen Mug
$13.00
Funny mug featuring the words Making Shit Happen - on an abstract geometric pattern background.This mug is made of white ceramic which is dishwasher and microwave safe.Your mug will be...
Hot Shit Coaster
$5.00
Somewhere to put your hot shit, or a gift for someone who is hot shit. The coaster measures 8.7cm x 8.7cm and has a scratch-resistant and fade-resistant glossy surface. Dimensions:...
Make Shit Happen Print
$12.00
A cool motivational print for your home or office, reminding you to make shit happen. This print is unframed. The unframed A4 print will be sent in a cellophane wrap contained...
Hot Shit Mug
$13.00
The perfect funny mug for someone who is Hot Shit and needs something to carry her hot shit. Our Hot Shit mug is made of white ceramic which is dishwasher and...