The Sweary Collection
It'll Be Shitter Here Without You Leaving Card
£2.75
We spend more time with our work colleagues than we do with our friends. So when a good one leaves, it's pretty crappy.Honesty is the best policy (unless your friend...
You'll Still Be Awesome Sympathy Card
£2.75
A heartfelt and honest card for a friend or relative going through a tough time - a sympathy card for real people with real relationships. When bad stuff happens to...
Random Shit Mystery Bag
£14.00
EEK! We are now sold out of navy Random Shit bags - however, you'll still get a bag of random shit, in a different bag! Our Random Shit mystery bag...
Shit, Shower, Shave Washbag
£15.00
A washbag or travel bag for the sophisticated gentleman. A navy blue 100% brushed cotton canvas washbag, with white motif. A perfect Christmas gift for your husband, boyfriend, brother or...
Sorry About My Resting Bitch Face Mug
£9.95
Some people just have Resting Bitch Face - they can't help it. This Resting Bitch Face mug helps to raise awareness of a very real condition. This mug is made...
Ladylike Motherfucker Mug
£9.95
This outrageously rude mug is fucking sweartastic. A great gift for all the ladylike motherfuckers out there. As featured on Buzzfeed (and copied by unscrupulous bastards). Your mug will be...
We'll Really Miss You Leaving Card
£2.75
90s-inspired sorry you're leaving card. Tell them how you feel (in a sweary or slightly less sweary way). Sometimes, only a swear can fully express how strongly you feel. That's...
It's Motherfucking Bedtime Eye Mask
£8.75
Hot on the heels of our popular It's Motherfucking Bedtime Pyjamas - as seen on Buzzfeed - we've come up with a matching funny eye mask.Get some motherfucking shut-eye with...
Tea Bitch Mug
£9.95
Inspirational mug featuring the words 'Tea Bitch' on a cool abstract geometric pattern background.This mug is made of white ceramic which is dishwasher and microwave safe.Your mug will be wrapped...
You're So Hot Card
£2.75
Funny Valentine's Card (with a bit of sweary fun). Why do they insist on turning up the heating so much? Just put a jumper on and stop using up all...
Sorry For Being A Dick Card
£2.75
We're all guilty of it sometimes. And it's never easy to say sorry. This card seems to cover it pretty well though.Alternatively, if your name is Richard and you've upset...
Resting Bitch Face Coaster
£3.50
If you suffer from resting Bitch Face, use this coaster on your desktop or coffee table to raise awareness of your condition. The coaster measures 8.7cm x 8.7cm and has...
It's Motherfucking Bedtime Pyjamas
£25.00
It's the best time of the day - it's motherfucking bedtime!Possibly the world's sweariest pyjamas - the cute vest top says It's Motherfucking Bedtime.These rude pyjamas are a great birthday...
#birthdaybitch Birthday Card
£2.75
A cool birthday card for the #birthdaybitch in your life. Bitches are great. As Tina Fey once said: 'Bitches get shit done'. An ideal card for the confident, empowered woman -...
Oh Shit Card
£2.75
A funny card that is suitable for so many occasions. Forgot your bestie's birthday? Oh shit. In the doghouse from that missed anniversary? Oh shit. Gutted your favourite work colleague...
It's Motherfucking Bedtime Pillow Case
£12.50
It's Motherfucking Bedtime, and we can't bloody wait to snuggle into bed! A (very) sweary pillow case for anyone who really loves bedtime. Ok, so it might not be one to...
It's Motherfucking Bedtime Eye Mask (x6)
£25.20
**PRICE INCLUDES VAT** We are VAT registered. Hot on the heels of our popular It's Motherfucking Bedtime Pyjamas - as seen on Buzzfeed - we've come up with a matching funny eye...
Motherfucking Party Time Card
£2.75
*Sorry for swearing, mum, we know you don't like it* Ok, so it isn't just the design of this card that is colourful, the language used is also right up...
Making Shit Happen Mug
£9.95
Funny mug featuring the words Making Shit Happen - on an abstract geometric pattern background.This mug is made of white ceramic which is dishwasher and microwave safe.Your mug will be...
Make Shit Happen Print
£8.95
A cool motivational print for your home or office, reminding you to make shit happen. This print is available either unframed or in choice of three frames - black, white...
Hot Shit Mug
£9.95
The perfect funny mug for someone who is Hot Shit and needs something to carry her hot shit. Our Hot Shit mug is made of white ceramic which is dishwasher and...
Hot Shit Coaster
£3.50
Somewhere to put your hot shit, or a gift for someone who is hot shit. The coaster measures 8.7cm x 8.7cm and has a scratch-resistant and fade-resistant glossy surface. Dimensions:...
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