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Dad Card
£2.50
There's no way a simple greetings card can make up for all the things your dad does for you. But hey, it's a start.We tried to list everything your dad...
0.01% of Grateful Floral Card
£2.75
A perfect thank you card, anniversary card or Mother's Day card. Okay, statistically it may not be entirely accurate - we're card designers, not Stephen Hawking - but we think...
16th Birthday Card - By Your Age
£2.75
Teenagers. Don't you just hate them, with their youthful looks, carefree attitude and lack of crippling debt? Take them down a peg or two with this funny 16th birthday card.Alexander...
17th Birthday Card - By Your Age
£2.75
Before you buy this funny 17th birthday card, just stop and think: we let these people drive cars. It seems like only yesterday they were sticking Lego up their nose....
18th Birthday Card - By Your Age
£2.75
Think of all the amazing child prodigies who achieved greatness before their 18th birthday: Mozart, Beethoven, Justin Bieber... This 18th birthday card is not for them.By the time they were 18,...
21st Birthday Card - By Your Age
£2.75
We take our hat off to the incredible people who achieved amazing things before their 21st birthday. As for the rest of us...Before their 21st birthday, Steve Jobs had founded...
25th Birthday Card - By Your Age
£2.75
It's amazing how much some people have achieved in just a quarter of a century on the planet. Especially as for at least the first 10 years of that time we're...
30th Birthday Card - By Your Age
£2.75
Some amazingly gifted people did some extraordinary things before their 30th birthday. Most people didn't. But we love them all the same.By the time they were 30, Alexander Graham Bell...
35th Birthday Card - By Your Age
£2.75
Some amazingly gifted people did some extraordinary things before their 35th birthday. Most people didn't. But we love them all the same. Before they hit 35, Madonna had won 17...
40th Birthday Card - By Your Age
£2.75
Some incredible people did some amazing things before their 40th birthday. Most people didn't. But we love them all the same. This funny 40th birthday card celebrates that fact.Neil Armstrong...
50th Birthday Card - At Your Age
£2.75
Who says life is over by the time you hit 50? These silver foxes certainly never let age slow them down.Printed on premium quality, FSC-certified 350gsm thick card. This funny 50th...
60th Birthday Card - At Your Age
£2.75
Who says life is over by the time you hit 60? These young-at-heart 60-year-olds certainly never let age slow them down.Printed on premium quality, FSC-certified 350gsm thick card. This funny 60th birthday card...
70th Birthday Card - At Your Age
£2.75
Who says life is over by the time you hit 70? These spritely septuagenarians certainly never let their age slow them down.Printed on premium quality, FSC-certified 350gsm thick card. This funny 70th...
80th Birthday Card - At Your Age
£2.75
Who says life is over by the time you hit 80? These amazing octogenarians certainly never let their age slow them down.Printed on premium quality, FSC-certified 350gsm thick card. This funny 80th...
Before Facebook Birthday Card
£2.75
Remember what it was like before Facebook? You needed to actually remember IN YOUR BRAIN when your friends' birthdays were. These days, you just post an emoji on their...
Best Mum I've Ever Had Card
£2.75
Is your mum the best ever? Maybe. Is she the best you've ever had? Definitely. Maybe you should get a trophy. Look into that.We all think our mum's been the...
Bit of Blue For The Dads Card
£2.75
Dads love a bit of blue. Give your dad what he really wants - some stinky cheese or some smutty jokes. He's easily pleased.Perfect as a birthday card, Father's Day...
Congratulations On Your New Vagina New Baby Card
£2.75
If you've just squeezed a tiny person being out of your most delicate parts, you're going to want a bit of a giggle.Let's face it, a seven-pound lump of human...
Don't Crash It Driving Test Card
£2.75
They don't tell you that in your test. They're all "mirror, signal, manoeuvre" but they're not so hot on the "don't crash it" bit.To us, that's a key bit of...
Eeeeeeeeeeeeh! Congratulations or Good Luck Card
£2.75
Warning, this card may only be audible to dogs.Sometimes words just aren't enough to express how excited you are about your friend's news.If this card could pull a face and...
Favourite Person In The Whole Wide World Card
£2.75
Who is your favourite person in the world? Your mum? Your husband? Ryan Gosling? It's a tough call, but Ryan might just edge it.If you've managed to track down Mr...
Favourite Taxi Driver Father's Day Card
£2.75
The words our poor old dads hear the most are not 'Happy Father's Day', but 'lend us a tenner' and 'can I have a lift?'Meanwhile, the phrases most uttered by...
Feeling Yourself Get Well Soon Card
£2.75
Ooh! Saucy! if the Carry On team had written a Get Well Soon card, we think it would have been like this.My old grandad always used to say: "Laughter is...
Good Luck And That Card
£2.75
Us Brits don't really do enthusiasm. If we were Americans, this card would say 'YEAH! GET OUT THERE AND KICK SOME BUTT! USA, USA, USA!'But we're more gentile than that....
Guide To Dad Noises Card
£2.75
Dads make some weird noises. Now, for the first time ever, we've translated them all to give you a unique insight into their world.For example, did you know that 'Oooffffffffttt'...
Has He Got His Dad's Beard? New Baby Card
£2.75
A perfect new baby card for any hipster dad and his new offspring.Printed on premium quality, FSC-certified 350gsm thick card, this new baby card comes with an attractive brown fleck recycled...
Hope It's Not Haunted New Home Card
£2.75
There are lots of little problems to deal with when moving into a new home - solicitors' fees, removing grotty old wallpaper, the hellish wails of the undead. Make it...
I Don't Think You're Ready For This Jelly Card
£2.75
This card's too bootylicious for you. Ideal as a birthday card, valentine's card, anniversary card, thank you card or invitation, this Beyoncé-inspired card has often been bought in bulk as...
I Love You More Than Gin Anniversary Card
£2.75
Love you more than gin? Well, maybe not that much, but pretty close - and that's not bad, eh?If you adore someone as much as, or even more than, you...
I Love You More Than Prosecco Anniversary Card
£2.75
When you meet 'The One' you know straight away. You get that warm feeling inside and your head begins to spin.It's all just so exciting - you want that buzz...
I Need You Card
£2.75
A funny anniversary card for anyone who struggles when it comes to series link, AV and HDMI.This quirky anniversary card comes with an attractive brown fleck envelope. Card and envelope will be...
I Want You Card
£2.75
A funny anniversary card for the true romantic.Well, they won't put themselves out, will they?This honest anniversary card comes with an attractive brown fleck envelope. Also in a more US-friendly 'take the trash out'...
I'm Sick Of All The Coughing Get Well Soon Card
£2.75
Yeah, you're ill, and we all feel sorry for you you, but just knock it off with the coughing, yeah? It's getting right on our tits. Printed on premium quality,...
It'll Be Shitter Here Without You Leaving Card
£2.75
We spend more time with our work colleagues than we do with our friends. So when a good one leaves, it's pretty crappy.Honesty is the best policy (unless your friend...
Love You Like Crazy Card
£2.75
Perfect if you love someone like crazy or, indeed, if you are a housefly. If it's the latter, well done for learning to read.What better way to celebrate a wedding...
Many Nappy Returns New Baby Card
£2.75
Ugh, the nappies. No-one warns you about the nappies. Printed on premium quality, FSC-certified 350gsm thick card, this new baby card comes with an attractive brown fleck recycled envelope. Card and envelope...
More Effort Than Facebook Birthday Card
£2.75
Facebook birthday posts should be dished out to former colleagues, your parents' friends' kids and that kids you went to primary school who is now a shut-in. Your real friends...
Mum Card
£2.75
There's no way a simple Mother's Day card can make up for all the things your mum does for you. But hey, it's a start.We tried to list everything your mum...
Mum Did The Hard Bit Father's Day Card
£2.75
We're not saying dads do nothing. Oh no. In fact, they're incredibly useful when you need a lift, or want to borrow a tenner.Yes, Dad might have gone bald and...
Mum's The Word Card
£2.75
Well everybody's heard, about the word, the word, word, word, the mum is the word. At least we think that's how the song goes.If your mum is awesome - and...
Next Father's Day You'll Be A Grandad Card
£2.75
What better way to tell your dad he's going to be a grandad than by presenting him with a card depicting a pipe and slippers?If this is your dad's last...
Next Mother's Day You'll Be A Grandma Card
£2.75
Here's a great way to break the news of your impending bundle of joy, by giving your mum the best Mother's Day present ever.If this is your mum's last Mother's...
No You Can't Borrow My Car Driving Test Card
£2.75
Say congratulations to the latest new driver on the road, but make it clear that they're going nowhere near your pride and joy.Printed on premium quality, FSC-certified 350gsm thick card,...
Piggy Back Father's Day Card
£2.75
Dads are good at two things: Grumbling and giving piggy-backs. Three things if you count moaning, but we reckon that's covered by grumbling.Wish your dad a Happy Father's Day and...
Pineapple Birthday Card
£2.75
A cute birthday card covered in pineapples. Like, seriously, what's not to love? Printed on premium quality, FSC-certified 350gsm thick card. This cool birthday card comes with an attractive brown fleck recycled...
Pretty Grateful Thank You Card
£2.75
Sometimes it's hard to tell someone just how much they mean to you. But a pretty card is a good way to start.Elton John claimed 'sorry' seemed to be the...
Proper Grown Up Lady Card
£2.75
Mums are heroes. They're our role models and style icons. Well, sometimes... the 80s was a bit iffy. Tell mum how much she means.The fact you've grown up to have...
Sorry For Being A Dick Card
£2.75
We're all guilty of it sometimes. And it's never easy to say sorry. This card seems to cover it pretty well though.Alternatively, if your name is Richard and you've upset...
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