Congratulations On Your New Vagina New Baby Card


If you've just squeezed a tiny person being out of your most delicate parts, you're going to want a bit of a giggle.

Let's face it, a seven-pound lump of human is going to mess things up a bit - even if only temporarily - so why shy away from it?

This card celebrates that fact - and hopes to raise a titter or two along the way.

Printed on premium quality, FSC-certified 350gsm thick card, the design features a baby pattern background, with the wording 'Congratulations On Your New Vagina' in a choice of blue or pink backgrounds, because we're big ol' gender stereotypers.

Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the #nakedcards pledge to cut out plastic card wrappers. You can find out more by searching the hashtag on social media.

Card is blank inside for your own message.

An original design by Paper Plane.

Colours may vary from those on screen due to different monitor set-ups.

Square card printed on FSC-certified 350gsm card.

Card: H148 x W148mm. Envelope: H155 x W155mm