Guide To Dad Noises Card


Dads make some weird noises. Now, for the first time ever, we've translated them all to give you a unique insight into their world.

For example, did you know that 'Oooffffffffttt' means "I've had me dinner"? or that 'Hhhhyyeeeeuuuurrr' means 'I'm getting up from the sofa'?

We also found a noise, similar to 'Phwoooaaarrrrr' which means 'Holly Willougby's on the telly', but we don't want to encourage that sort of thing...

Printed on premium quality, FSC-certified 350gsm thick card, this is perfect for Father's Day or birthdays.

Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the #nakedcards pledge to cut out plastic card wrappers. You can find out more by searching the hashtag on social media.

Card is blank inside for your own message.

An original design by Paper Plane.

Colours may vary from those on screen due to different monitor set-ups.

Square card printed on FSC-certified 350gsm card.

Card: H148 x W148mm. Envelope: H155 x W155mm